亲爱的圣诞老人 你是真实存在的吗? Dear Santa, Are you real?
如果你住在北极的话 If you live at the North Pole,
为什么我在谷歌地球上找不到你的住所? how come I can't see your house when I look on Google Earth?
你是圣尼古拉斯吗? Are you Saint Nicholas?
你应该很老的呀 'Cause you'd be incredibly old.
你怎么会有那么多时间来读所有那些 How do you have time to read all the letters
来自世界各地小朋友写的信 from all the children in the world?
而且你吃过多少饼干和肉馅饼? And how many cookies and mince pies have you eaten
在那些传说和故事中 in all of history?
你是怎么把那么多的礼物 How do you get all of the presents
都放在你的那个大袋子里面的? in the sack?
你的那个袋子会不断变大吗? Does your sack have to get bigger
因为每年地球上的人越来越多 every year, 'cause of exponential population growth?
而且你是怎么从烟囱爬下去的? And how do you get down the chimneys?
我试着把我的头放进我家的烟囱里 I put my head in ours,
但是烟囱太小了 and it's really small,
即使你可以在一分钟之内把自己缩小 even if you could squeeze down in 1 minute.
但是我们村子里面有九户人 And there's 9 houses in my village,
那你也要用将近十分钟的时间 so that's nearly 10 minutes,
那全世界有成千上万的任务等着你完成 and there are millions of loads in the world.
那这些年来你当圣诞老人一定很辛苦吧 It must be so hard being Santa these days.
我是说 毕竟... I mean, what if, after all of that,
我住在外婆家 I'm staying at Grandma's?
圣诞老人 你是怎样做到在一夜之间 Santa, how can you get 'round the whole world
就走遍整个世界 in just one night?
我的伙伴说你必须要走得很快 My friend said, that you'd have to go so fast,
以至于你和你的雪橇 it would make you, and the sleigh,
和你的驯鹿们都燃烧起来 and the reindeer, all burn up!
我想你就是真的 I think you are real,
但是你是怎样做到的? but how do you do it?
在圣诞节的时候 For Christmas,
我想要一个粉色闪闪发光的有辅助轮的自行车 I would love a pink twinkle-bike with stabilizers.
但是 如果这会让你和你的驯鹿烧着的话 But, please, don't bring it
那就不要把它送给我了 if it makes you and the reindeer burn.
爱你的 格温·海因斯 Love, Gwen Hines.
含羞草大道 23 Mimosa Avenue
特雷利乌 康沃尔 英国 Trelew, Cornwall, England.
亲爱的格温 Dear Gwen,
谢谢你的来信 Thank you for your letter and,
和你那么可爱的图画 brilliant picture.
你想要一个粉色的 Your request for a pink
闪闪的自行车的愿望我会给圣诞老人说的 twinkle-bike will be passed on to Santa.
当然 And, yes,
我们都相信圣诞老人 we do believe in Santa.
他就是真实存在的 He is real.
他是有史以来最伟大的人 He's the greatest man ever,
他可以给全世界的所有小朋友送去礼物 and he can get around the world to every child
而且不会让一个驯鹿被烧着也不会让它们受伤 without a single reindeer being roasted alive, or hurt.
当圣诞节那天的太阳升起来之前 By the time the sun comes up on Christmas day,
他也会把礼物送给你的 he'll get to you, too.
用他的特殊的 using his special
魔法 magic.
亚瑟圣诞
第一精灵小分队出发 First field elf battalion set!
-把那个泰迪熊快弄好 士兵 - 快 - Straighten that teddy bear, soldier. - Now!
吼吼吼 Ho, ho, ho.
吼吼吼哈 And a ho, ho, ho, ha.
精灵们 叮当起来 Field elves, jingle.
叮叮当! 叮叮当! Jingle! Jingle!
降落时间18.14秒 Drop-time: 18.14 seconds per household.
左脚 先生 Left foot, sir.
- 右脚 好了 - 哦 - Right foot, sir. That's it. - Oof.
狗粮来喽 Dog food incoming!
迷你大块儿放进去了 Mini-chunks in the hole!
喔! 十二个通道 Wow! Twelve channel!
这孩子肯定干了一辈子好事 This kid must've been good his whole life!
非常好 Marvelous!
每次都让我满意 Hits me every time.
啊! 圣诞快乐 啊! 圣诞快乐 AWK! MERRY CHRISTMAS! AWK! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
啊!圣诞... AWK! MERRY--
胡萝卜已销毁 Carrot chomped.
嗯哼 Ahem?
哦! Oh!
抱歉 吼吼 Sorry. Ha ha.
降落任务完成 S-1随时待命 Drop complete. Standby S-1.
-你从来都干不好 - 我们的鹅都结婚了 - You'll never make it. - Our goose is merry!
圣诞老人已经离开了 Santa has left the building!
从S-1到北极 North Pole to S-1:
将会遇到天气波动 伪装起来 You have weather . Update camouflage.
收到 驾驶室 - Roger that, control.
极地优化建议 Pole suggestion optimize.
丹麦组明白 - Denmark cleared.
下个降落点 弗伦斯堡 12.4秒之内降落 Next drop: Flensburg, minus 12.4 seconds.
弗伦斯堡准备好了 请按E Flensburg ready. Press "E".
好了 那是丹麦的包裹 Right. That's a wrap for Denmark.
把牛奶和饼干转化为生物燃料 Converting milk and cookies to biofuel.
有人吗? Hello?
哦 哈 Oh! Ah!
圣诞老人登上舰桥 - Santa on bridge.
抱歉 忘记识别密码了 Sorry. Forgot PIN code.
我们刚刚穿过德国 头儿 Uh, we just crossed into Germany, sir.
德国? 哈~ Germany? Huh.
这几天去了好多国家 So many countries these days.
今天是个大日子 头儿 It's a big night, sir.
啊 我的第七十个任务... My, uh, 70th mission. Yes.
呃 哦对不起 (Burps) Oh, sorry.
吃了太多肉馅饼 One too many, uh, mince pies.
那么说你想要退休吗? So, you looking forward to it? Retirement?
- 十秒后在弗伦斯堡降落 - 继续前进 - Ten seconds to Flensburg. - Maintain.
加油 Carry on.
更新国际草案 Update national protocol.
不要大米布丁和胡萝卜 Delete rice pudding and carrot.
圣诞老人在德国的降落区域 German "leave-out" for Santa
是地图上一个脚印那个大的面积 is shoe upon step.
一个脚印那么大 Shoe upon step.
嘿! 士兵 不要玩儿那个东西 Oy, soldier! Get off your bum-bum!
那人们之间的和平和友好怎么办?中士 What happened to peace and goodwill to all men, Sarge?
这个精灵有关 士兵 It don't say nothing about elves, soldier.
出发!降落! Go! Drop!
S-1保持在降落高度 S-1, hold drop altitude.
这是德国 父亲 This is Germany, father.
往左边开 国际菜品:香肠 Drive on the right. National dish: sausage.
好的 是大展身手的时候了 OK. Let's show them, people!
执行'圣诞老人来了' 任务 Operation "Santa Claus is Coming to Town".
- 降落完成 - 降落完成 - Drop complete! - Drop Complete!
完成进度 100% Operational efficiency: 100%
- 喔 -抓住扶手 - Wow! - Hold the handrail.
嗯 那是格雷斯·史密斯 她想要一个大象 And,uh, that's Grace Smith. She wants an elephant.
亚瑟你在干嘛? What are you doing in here, Arthur?
我要把玛丽亚·科斯特的信送给斯蒂夫看 I've got to get this letter from Maria Costa down to Steve.
哦 不!玛丽亚! Oh, no! Maria!
啊哦 玛丽亚再见 Whoops. Bye-bye, Maria.
这是你的吗?亚瑟? Is this yours, Arthur?
谢谢你 肯 圣诞快乐! Thanks, Ken. Merry Christmas!
让我们送你一程吗?亚瑟? You want a ride, Arthur?
不用了 谢谢 No. Thanks.
我不太习惯哪个高度和速度 I'm not very good with heights and speed.
认真点儿 同志们 Buckle down, people!
全力以赴 Buckle down!
- 皮特- 准备好了 老大 - Peter. - Ready, sir.
给我说下那些特殊武装的情况 他们在哪儿 SitRep on Special Forces. Where are they?
在美国的白宫 给总统的孩子 America, sir. White House, sir. Delivering to the
送礼物 President's children, sir.
好的 队伍 右边从椭圆办公室出去 Okay, team. Left out of the Oval Office,
左边从二楼壁橱出发 带上气枪 right at the cabinet room, second floor, by the air vents.
你想的真周到 头儿 You think of everything, sir.
谢谢你 皮特我想要一杯浓咖啡 Thank you, Peter. I'd love an espresso.
马上来 Coming right up!
老兄! Brother!
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas!
- 喔 - 当心我的眼镜 - Ow! - Mind the glasses.
哦 你真为大家着想 Oh, you thought of everybody!
抱歉...我能不能... Sorry, can I just...um...
- 哦 算了 - 喔 - ...no. Never mind. - Ow!
哦 抱歉 Oh dear! So sorry!
- 6...B... - 圣诞快乐! - ...6...B... - Merry Christmas!
O...i...c... ...0...I...C...
而且新年快乐! And a happy new year!
多么美好的夜晚 老大 What a night, sir!
和老的圣诞老人一起出去 Out with the old Santa,
- 和新的一起回来 - 厄... - in with the new, eh? - Well, I...
把注意力集中在现在 好吧 皮特 Let's focus on the now. Eh, Peter?
支持团队 在波兰降落 Support teams, prep Poland.
- 波兰 - 喔 波兰! - Poland. - Wow! Poland!
你们知道波兰叫老爸什么吗? Do you know what they call Dad here?
@#$%^(圣诞老人) (Santa Claus)
- 不管怎样 我觉得应该不是什么坏的称呼 - Anyway... - I guess he's harmless.
- 喔 - 啊 - Whoa! - Ow!
哦 太抱歉了 这是你的腿吗? Oh, terribly sorry. Is that your leg?
对不起! I'm sorry!
实在太抱歉了 斯蒂夫 I'm really sorry, Steve.
这是我的冰上圣诞拖鞋 It's my Christmas slippers on the ice.
中国制造 They're from China.
- 我找到了 - 什么? - Found it. - What?
那封信 我给你说的那封 The letter. You know? The one I said,
玛丽亚·科斯特 写的 from Maria Costa.
她想要一个袖珍狗 She asked for a pocket puppy,
但是她非常想要一个蓝色的 but she really wants the blue one,
因为那像她姑姑丢的那只狗比福 'cause it looks like her auntie's dog Biffo that ran away.
我记得这封信因为她在这封信上画上了这只狗 I remember, 'cause she sent a picture of Biffo.
- 看到了没? - 厄 小孩儿3G7X号 - See? - Uh, child 3G7X...
- 阿 阿 亚瑟 - 这是希腊 先生! - A...A...Arthur... - This was Greece, sir!
那是五个国家以前的事儿了! Five countries ago, sir!
哦 厄... Oh. Um...
我只是想让每个孩子的礼物都很完美 I just want it to be perfect for every kid.
嘿! 老爸! Hey! There's Dad!
圣诞老人! 玛丽亚·科斯特 老爸! Santa! Maria Costa, Dad!
她拿到那个蓝色的小狗了吗? Did she get the blue one?
嘿 老弟 有你在旁边很好 Little bro, it's great to have you around.
你带来了一个周期性的很... You...You bring a... a genuine aura...
真诚的气氛... ...of seasonal positivity.
- 谢谢你 - 但是...你能不能... - Thank you. - But could you...
今天晚上... ...not be in Mission Control...
不要... at all?
待在控制室 For the rest of the night.
哦 嗯... Oh. Um...ah...
-好... - 你以后再也走不了路了 - ...Yeah. - You're never gonna walk again.
嗯 当然 Ah, of course.
好的 Right.
抱歉如果我... Sorry if I...uh...
很好 Brilliant!
他们应该把他放在一个他伤害不了别人的地方 They should put him somewhere out of harm's way.
哪? 南极吗? What? Like the South Pole?
有小孩儿醒了!有小孩儿醒了! Waker! We have a waker!
而且圣诞老人在那儿!!! And Santa's in there!
红色警告 红色警告 Code red. Repeat:
红色警报 Code red.
圣诞老人吗? Santa?
你在这儿吗? Are you here?
- 斯蒂夫- 老爸 坚持住 - Steve... - Hold on, father.
给我那个控制装置 Intel. Get me intel!
圣诞老人的头似乎放在某个... Santa's head seems to be resting on some sort of
'试试我'按钮上了 - "Try Me" button, sir.
那是一种可以学动物叫的玩具 It's the "Quack Quack Moo Activity Farm", sir.
一共有十二种动物的声音 It features 12 separate animal sounds,
而且可以唱 老麦克唐纳有块儿地的儿歌 and sings "Old MacDonald Had a Farm".
只要你爸爸头一抬起来 The moment your father lifts his head,
十秒之后它就会开始唱歌 there'll be 10 seconds of constant "moo"ing.
- 唱歌概率98% -莫雷诺船长 - Risk of "moo"ing: 98% - Captain Moreno.
你必须要把电池取出来 You're going to have to take the batteries out.
但是那必须要拆开包装和那个盒子 But he'll have to get past the wrapping, the box,
还要弄断包装礼物的绳子 and 14 twist-ties anchoring it to the cardboard.
- 那太吵了- 你会把那个小孩儿吵醒的 - It's too noisy! - And you'll wake the boy!
他会看到圣诞老人的 He'll see Santa!
而且 在1816年时 And, at 1816,
圣诞老人被发现了 when Santa was seen,
他们要跟踪他 圣诞老人只能躲起来 they tracked him home. He had to go into hiding.
六年都没有圣诞节 No Christmas for six years!
精灵们! 只剩自己! The elves! All alone!
精灵们? 孤身一人? - The elves? Alone?
那我们该怎么办? What are we going to do?
冷静点儿 现在又不是1816年 Calm down! It's not 1816 now.
莫雷诺 你的吼吼 Moreno, your HOHO is equipped with
装有传感装置 state of the art EMF sensor technology
把它直接从军事导弹任务中删除 hacked directly from the military's missile program.
去把那个电池拆掉 I want you to locate the batteries
对那个礼物实行三层切割 and perform a level 3 gift-wrap incision.
从那个知更鸟的图案那块儿开始切割 Go in through the robin.
开始切割知更鸟 Incising robin.
这样做太娘娘腔了 太麻烦 Big girl's blouse. Lot of fuss.
我执行了七十次任务 I did my 70 missions
都没出现过这种麻烦 without any of this malarkey!
是吧 小伙子(麋鹿) Didn't we, lad?
绳子被割断了 Twist-ties clear.
我可以和你一起看吗? 老圣诞老人 Can I watch with you, Grand-Santa?
把门关上! Shut the door!
- 这儿是北极 - 那个孩子还在睡吗? - It's the North Pole! - Is the kid still asleep?
他绝对不可以看到圣诞老人 He mustn't see Santa!
父亲宁愿死 都不想毁了圣诞老人的形象 Dad would rather die than spoil it for him.
那万一那小孩儿真的被吵醒了怎么办? What if you do wake the old nipper?
就用袜子装满沙子打晕他 A whack on the head with a sock full of sand
然后在他嘴唇上抹一点儿威士忌 and a dab of whiskey on the lips;
他们早上就记不得了 they don't remember in the morning.
哈哈哈哈 hahahaha
- 螺丝刀精灵 - 太好了! - Screwdriver elf. - Yes!
他们爬烟囱时怎么了? What happened to going down the chimney?
我从来都没有... Never did me any--
给我下去 Get off me!
快下去! 篮子! Down, boy! Basket!
饭来了 圣诞爷爷 Here you are, Grand-Santa.
我给你做了肉馅饼 I made you a nice mince pie.
我吃不了那个 肉会卡在牙缝里 I can't eat that. It gets in me teeth.
哦 亲爱的 Oh, dear.
我要去精灵医院看望一个人 Now, I've just got to visit the elf hospital,
考察一下与格林兰的谈判 还要做一点儿肉卤 look over a treaty with Greenland, and make the.
这样我们才能在圣诞节组成一个完整的家庭 Then we'll finally have the whole family home for Christmas.
他们快成功了 They're nearly done.
哦 不 - Oh, no!
是那个挤牛奶的女孩 It's the detachable milkmaid!
她有独立的电源 She's got her own power source!
离她唱歌还有五秒钟 They've got 5 seconds 'til she starts singing!
四! Four!
三! Three!
二! Two!
一! One!
用你的吼吼! Use your HOHO!
撤离密码12! 12! Exit Code 12. Code 12!
老麦克唐纳有块儿地 OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM.
好的 快! OK! Go! Go! Go!
把降落时间修改成42.13秒 Revise drop-time to 42.13 seconds.
咱们重新开始! Let's pick this up, people!
降落时间已更改 Drop-time revised.
重新开始 Picking this up.
3!2!1! 3!...2!...1!...
任务完成 Mission accomplished.
耶! Hey!
喔 多么刺激的夜晚 Oh, what a night that was!
那个可拆卸的牛奶女工玩具 That detachable milkmaid!
只是一个开始而已是吗? Just the beginning. Right, sir?
我给你准备了一个礼物 老大 I...got you a present, sir.
S不是代表斯蒂夫 Not "S" for Steve, sir.
S代表圣诞老人 "S" for Santa!
哦 这我可不知道 Oh...I don't know about that, Peter.
好的 咱们回家吧 Okay! Let's bring them home!
每间房子都有闭路电视 我得要下楼去 CCTV in every room! I had to go under the floor!
退后!只有受伤者可以通过! Stand back! Olly Injury coming through!
嘿 S-1的旅程很惊险吧? Hey! Fancy a trip on the S-1, Arthur?
她一小时才开150 000 公里 It only goes 150,000 miles per hour.
哦 谢谢 我在我的办公室里看到了许多 No, thanks. I see a bit of the world from my office, you know.
有些邮票很好看! Some of the stamps I get are amazing!
借过! Excuse me!
圣诞老人! Santa!
老爸! 老爸! Dad! Dad!
老爸! 啊哦 对不起 Dad! Oops. I'm sorry. So sorry.
- 老爸! - 圣诞老人在挥手 - Dad! Dad! - Santa's waving!
- 他在向我挥手 - 他在冲我挥手! - He's waving at me! - He's waving at me!
- 亚瑟- 圣诞快乐! - Arthur. - Happy Christmas!
你也是 You, too.
你真是太神奇了! You were fantastic!
看看 圣诞节拖鞋 Look: Christmas slippers!
喔 干得很好! Huh. Well done. Yes.
- 老爸! - 啊 你在这儿啊! - Father? - Ah! There he is!
斯蒂夫! Steve!
任务完成了! Mission: Accomplished!
今天晚上我们一共送了20亿个礼物 Tonight, we delivered 2 billion presents,
这是我的第七十次任务 on this, my 70th mission!
快过去! Standby!
哦 谢谢你 Oh, thank you.
我觉得有些时候没有你我干不了这么多 You know, I sometimes think I couldn't do it without you,
和我美丽的玛格丽特 and my splendid Margaret,
她这么多年一直支持着我 who stood by me all these years,
她十分能干 very ably doing all that, uh,
当老公在外工作的时候她能干得很出色 stuff that women do when their husbands are at work. Marvelous.
嗯...亚瑟 And, uh, Arthur. Yes.
在日常生活工作方面很重要 Doing vital work in maintenance.
- 非常重要 - 我... - Really vital. - I, um,
我的工作是回信 爸爸 I work in letters, Dad.
回信 哦 抱歉 Letters. Of course. I'm so sorry.
当我被那个插头绊倒并且烧了精灵的营房之后 You moved me after I tripped over that plug
你把我调到别的部门去了 and melted down the elf barracks.
我在那次灾难中什么都没了 I lost everything in that flood.
是的 现在... Yes. Now...
很多年前 Many years ago,
我父亲告诉过我 my father told me,
圣诞老人 that being Santa
是世界上最好的工作 is the best job in the world.
他是对的 He was right.
我爱它 I loved it.
第七十一个圣诞 我都等不及啦! I can't wait for year seventy one!
大家圣诞快乐! Merry Christmas everyone!
如果你吃了圣诞装饰物 What do you get if you eat
会得什么病? Christmas decorations?
锡箔纸过多症! Tinsel-itis!
圣诞节真好啊 对吗? Isn't this the best bit of Christmas?
当然了 亚瑟 It certainly is, Arthur.
一家团圆 The whole family together.
- 你该所两句了 马尔科姆? - 哦! - How about a toast, Malcolm? - Oh!
呃 好的 祝我... Uh, well ... here's to me ...
明年做的更好! doing an even better job next year!
你已经很棒了 爸爸 I mean, you're already perfect, Dad.
哈! 那火鸡都比他棒 Ha! That turkey did more than him.
哈 哈! Ha! Ha! H--
你不明白 爸爸 You wouldn't understand, Father.
我得子承父业啊 I'd rather move things on since your day.
对吧 斯蒂夫? Eh, Steve?
别管那机器人汤米啦 Forget Techno Tommy.
他工作之后就知道在那计算器上乱按 He's texting on his calculator after another job.
这是掌上事务管理器 It's a Hand-held Operational & Homing Organizer:
吼吼 3000 the HOHO 3000.
- 我正宣布任务结束 - 哦 - I'm enacting mission closure. - Ooo. Whoopie doo.
你可真是高科技啊 Aren't you the Fancy Nancy?
不管你拿着什么高科技 孩子 Don't matter what you come up with, son.
下一个接班的也许就是你 You may be the next in line,
但除非你打败他否则你永远成不了圣诞老人 but you'll never get to be Santa unless you knock him off.
呃... Um...
我给你们带了礼物 I've got you all a present.
辛苦的工作后 After all the hard work,
我想让你们开心开心 I wanted everyone to have some Christmas fun.
哒哒! Ta-da!
那是什么? What is that?
- 我是圣诞老人 - 不 我是 - I'm Santa! - No. I'm Santa.
太可笑了 是你从我手里拿走的 This is ridiculous. You just took the piece out of my hand!
好吧 我是真正的圣诞老人 Well, I am actually Santa,
所以我认为这应该是我的 so I rather think I should have it.
你只是名誉圣诞老人 一个有名无实的棋子 Well, yes. You're the non-executive figurehead.
没错 是棋子啊 Exactly. The figurehead.
就是长着胡子能撑得住衣服的胖子 It means a fatty with a beard and fits the suit.
其他棋子也不错 The other pieces are good, too.
或者我可以做多点圣诞老人的棋子 Or, I can make extra Santa's for everyone.
你可以做蜡烛啊 斯蒂夫 Why don't you be the candle, Steve?
满脑袋发光的点子 对吧? All those bright ideas, eh?
好吧 我是蜡烛 Fine. I'm the candle.
亚瑟是火鸡 而你 爸爸 当然 Arthur's the turkey. And you, Father, are, of course,
圣诞老人 Santa.
爷爷 你就是这个可爱的雪橇 Grand-Santa, you can be this charming relic.
雪橇 雪橇? Relic? Relic?
我所有圣诞任务都是用这雪橇完成的 亚瑟! I did the whole of Christmas in one of these, Arthur!
哦 是的 我不需要 Oh, yes. I didn't need a
无数戴着帽子的小精灵 trillion elves in blinking hats.
我们现在不仅仅是往烟囱扔玩具那么简单啦 We don't just fly about throwing lead-painted toys down chimneys any more.
- 那都是过去啦 - 什么? - That space sends you back to Lapland. - Why?
马尔科姆 你是怎么得到那些棋子的 Malcolm, where did you get those?
我只是把它们挪来挪去 Just moving things along.
- 我赢了吗? - 作弊! 你俩作弊! - Do I win? - Cheats! The pair of you!
- 妈妈你还好吗? - 是北极熊 亲爱的 - Mum, are you okay? - Polar bear, dear.
在外面袭击了我 Attacked me on the ice.
还好我网上生存课学的好 Good job I did that online survival course,
要不然它明年就吃不到火鸡了 or it would be one less for turkey next year.
圣诞节都被你们搞变味了 Christmas has gone right down the Rodney hole.
你就是个开着飞船的邮递员! You're a postman with a spaceship!
我的S-1能以音速的1860倍的速度 My S-1 festivized the world
环游世界! at 1,860 times the speed of sound!
1941年的圣诞 Christmas, 1941.
第二次世界大战 World War II.
我只用六匹驯鹿 I did the whole thing with six reindeer
和一个喝醉的小精灵就完成了任务! and a drunken elf!
亚瑟我冒着枪林弹雨 被击中12次 I was shot at, Arthur. Took twelve direct hits.
- 牺牲了三匹驯鹿 - 那小精灵呢? - Lost three reindeer. - What happened to the elf?
在飞跃日内瓦湖的时候摔出了雪橇 Fell out of the sleigh over Lake Geneva.
之后再也没见到他 Never saw him again.
哦 天啊 看 Goodness. Now,
圣诞饼干 Christmas crackers.
反着唱"平安夜" Sing "Silent Night" backwards.
那谁会啊? Who would know that?
$#^*(*#*&^*%# tneliS thgin! yloH thgin! llA si mlac, lla si thgirb.
如果让我去 I went on alone.
我照样能完成任务 亚瑟 I could still do it now, Arthur.
- 不信就试试! - 您可别散架了 - Just gimme a go! - In a heap of sticks.
散架...我让你们看看 Heap of-- I'll show you,
你们这些空架子 机器人! Rumpy the robot!
- 哦 天啊 - 哦 天啊 我的棋子 - Oh, dear. - Oh, my. That won't make--
- 要不然也是我赢 - 什么? - I would've won, anyway. - What?
哦 好吧 逃跑啦 你输啦! Oh, yeah! Run away, now that you're losing!
斯蒂夫! Steve!
斯蒂夫! 别生气 Steve! Don't be upset.
听着 这个你拿着 Look: You keep this.
下一次你就是圣诞老人了 Then you can be Santa next time.
我打赌 明年 That'll be you there, Steve.
那就会是你的画像了 Next year, I bet.
你会很棒的 You'll be great.
我说过多少次了 亚瑟? How many times, Arthur?
这是北极 It's the North Pole.
记得关门! Shut the doors!
我抓住了礼物 先生 I secured the gift, sir. Gift secured.
不可能啊 系统应该是万无一失的 It just can't be. The system is foolproof.
- 可能是误差先生 - 误差!? - It has to be an error, sir. - Error!?
是我发现彩带在暗处发光的 先生 I spotted the ribbon glinting in the shadows, sir.
事实上 我的专业是包装 I am actually trained in wrapping.
但是我对自己说"布罗尼" But I say to myself, "Bryony,"
包装还没破 谢天谢地! the wrapping looks okay. Thank goodness!
- 但是它不应该在 - 是的 谢谢 士兵 - But that present should not be lying in the-- - Yes. Yes. Thank you, soldier.
有人收到了错误的礼物 太糟糕了! Someone got the wrong present? That's awful!
- 是谁的? - 没人收到错误的礼物 - Whose is it? - No one gets the wrong present.
47785BXK... 47785BXK...
礼物未送?! Gift undelivered?!
他们什么也没得到 They got ... nothing.
漏了一个小朋友的礼物 A child's been missed.
不一定 Not necessarily.
忘了一个小朋友! A child's been missed!
你想把整个北极的人叫醒吗? Do you want to wake up the whole North Pole?
好主意 忘了一个小朋友!!! Good idea. A CHILD'S BEEN MISSED!!!!
亚瑟! Arthur!
怎么了? Everything all right?
出了点...小意外 There's been ... a glitch.
- 忘了一个小朋友! - 真的吗? - We've missed a child! - Really?
天啊 天啊 真糟糕 Dear, oh dear. That's awful.
你是怎么搞的 史蒂文? How did you let it happen, Steven?
我怎么搞的? How did I--
- 这可是你的任务 - 哦 不 不 - I thought it was your mission. - Oh, no, no.
- 是你的部门 - 我们怎么办? - This is your department. - What are we going to do?
我们必须...必须... We must...um... We must...
我们怎么办 史蒂文? What must we do, Steven?
什么也不用做 There's...nothing to do.
任务很成功 The mission was a success.
我们不能让一个小朋友没有圣诞节 We can't leave a child out of Christmas.
7:39太阳就出来了 Sunrise at destination is 7:39 A.M.
- 没办法及时到那 - 没办法 - There's no way to get there in time. - No way.
- 当然 除了S-1 - S-1 - Except, of course, the S-1. - The S-1.
- 就这么办 - 不! - Righto. - No!
S-1刚刚运行了七百万英里 The S-1 has just traveled 7 million miles.
- 那会毁了它的! - 哦 天啊 - We could damage it! - Oh, dear.
- 甚至搭上小精灵的性命 - 哦 天啊 - And, risk the lives of the elves. - Oh, dear.
我愿意去 先生 I'll go, sir.
布罗尼·赛夫利 包装部门 第三级 先生! Bryony Shelfley, Wrapping Division. Grade Three, sir!
谁问你了? Who asked you?
今年我没被派到前线执行任务 I wasn't called up for field duty this year,
是在包装部门执行任务的 Served up my mission in gift-wrap support.
我三天包装好了264000个礼物 长官 I wrapped 264,000 presents in 3 days, sir.
如果您想要把这自行车送到指定地点 If you want that bike delivered in a perfect state of enwrapment,
- 我愿前往 - 没人要去! - then I'm your elf. - No one is going!
- 这不可能! - 但是这个小朋友! - It's impossible! - But, this child!
这次的误差率是 It's a margin of error of
0.00000001514834%长官 0.00000001514834%, sir.
哇 Wow.
看啊 香槟在哪? I mean, "Hello??" Where's the champagne?
我的部门在这次任务中 My department has delivered the most
做的是最出色的一次 outstanding Christmas ever.
哦 呃... Oh. Uh...
干得好 Well done, us.
但是有个小朋友没有礼物 But, there's a child without a present.
亚瑟 圣诞不是感情用事的 Arthur, Christmas is not a time for emotion.
我们会给47785BXK一个礼物的 We will get 47785BXK a present
通过圣诞的...窗户 within...the window of Christmas.
我们会派信使 会在五天内送达 We'll messenger the item. It'll be there in 5 days.
那就毁了这神圣的一刻了 But, that'll ruin the magic.
但是有别的方法吗? If there was any way at all to make the drop tonight;
不可能的 it can't be done.
你哥哥这方面更在行 Your brother knows about these things.
今晚也许我会因此辗转难眠 亚瑟 I won't sleep easy after this, Arthur.
但是 事已如此 挽回不了了 But there it is. It can't be done.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
亚瑟 Arthur,
你弄皱了包装啦! you're compromising the wrapping!
那又不是玩具! That is not a toy!
我是说它是 但不是... 亚瑟! Well, it is, but that's not the-- ARTHUR!
快 快 快 C'mon, C'mon, C'mon, C'mon.
47785BXK号小朋友 Child 47785BXK...
你在哪? Where are you?
啊! Ah!
亲爱的圣诞老人 我的朋友不相信你的存在 Dear Santa, and my friend doesn't believe in you.
圣诞节 我想要一台闪亮的粉色的自行车 For Christmas, I'd like a pink twinkle-bike.
格温·海因斯 Gwen Hines.
英国 康尔沃郡 特雷利乌 23 Mimosa Avenue
含羞草大街23号 Trelew, Cornwall, England.
关灯 Lights out.
有名无实 This figurehead thing.
我不只是个撑衣服的胖子 是吧? I'm not just a fatty with a suit, am I?
当然不是 亲爱的 Of course not, dear.
没错 我是圣诞老人 No. I'm Santa.
孩子们... Children...
还需要我 rely on me.
- 给我 - 谢谢 - Here. - Thank you.
这只是男孩们的支票和给老爹的现金 It's just cheques for the boys and cash for Father.
哦 马尔科姆 Oh, Malcolm.
二十亿的礼物 亲爱的 The 2 billion other gifts, dear.
圣诞节越来越红火了 Christmas has become such a mad rush!
等到你退休了... Until you...retire....
退休? Retire?
坐在爸爸旁边 看电视里的斯蒂夫 Sit next to Father, watching Steve on TV.
您正发出一级指令 请确认您的身份 You are sent a level 1 access HOHO. Please state your identity.
确认您的身份 State your identity.
那我会是谁? Who would I be?
你是我的马尔科姆 亲爱的 You'd be my Malcolm, dear.
还有...亚瑟 And there's...Arthur.
宝贝亚瑟 Dear Arthur.
真让我为难啊 What a puzzle.
- 这是我给你的礼物 亲爱的 - 哦 - This one's from me, dear. - Oh.
圣诞快乐 玛格丽特 Happy Christmas, Margaret.
哦 谢谢 Oh, thank you.
我还是跟不上你们的节奏 I'm still very much after the two of you, now.
吼吼 Ho-ho--
晚安 亲爱的 Night, dear.
晚安 马尔科姆 Good night, Malcolm.
不可以 不可以 It just can't be. It can't.
不可以 不可以 It just can't be. It can't. It just CAN'T--
这都是什么 孩子 What's all this caboodle, young man?
爷爷 是这小女孩! Grand-Santa! It's this little girl.
- 她被忘掉了 - 哈! - She's been missed. - Ha!
你哥哥的高科技可以搞定 So much for your brother's fancy-pants technology.
不! 斯蒂夫和爸爸想了办法 No! Steve and Dad wracked their brains,
- 但是他们说不可能 - 是吗 现在? - but they said it's impossible. - Is it, now?
忘了一个小朋友 哦 天啊 Missed a child. Dear, oh, dear.
太可怕啦 Sends shivers down me shins.
两小时之后 她会醒来 In 2 hours, she's gonna wake up,
下楼 到圣诞树下找礼物 head downstairs, search under the tree, and
当她发现没有礼物 the look on her face...
她的表情会是... when there's nothing there.
她不会明白 She won't understand.
她会以为她是全世界唯一一个 She'll think she's the one kid in the whole world
被圣诞老人遗忘的孩子 that Santa doesn't care about.
她的心里会感到... She'll feel so...
被忽视了 left out.
圣诞夜 他会来 On Christmas night, he comes.
格温不能收到圣诞老人送来的礼物 Gwen can't not have a present from Santa.
知道吗 亚瑟 Do you know, Arthur,
有个办法 there is a way.
不肯 It's impossible.
过去有人还说 They used to say it was impossible
教女人读书是不可能的呢 to teach women to read.
跟我来 Follow me.
这是... It's--
真正的雪橇 It's the actual sleigh!
你好 艾维 Hello, Evie.
我以为好几年前它就消失 I thought it was scrapped years ago.
别人也是这么认为的 So did everyone else.
我能... can I...
冰岛的桦木 Icelandic birch.
北极的木头 Arctic balsa.
1845造 Built in 1845.
最快可达每小时五万英里 Able to reach 50,000 miles per hour
高达四万英尺 at a height of 40,000 feet!
- 还有... - 搭把手你这臭小子 - With a-- - Over here, you sprig of tinsel!
最神奇的燃料 Potash of Carboniloroxy Amilocitrate...
魔粉! Magic dust!
采自北极光 Mined from the aurora borealis.
它也不是静止不动的... She doesn't still...
打开 go?
不仅是业余爱好 亚瑟 Not just a hobby, Arthur.
跟着我那八只的曾曾曾孙 Great-great grandchildren of the original 8.
冲击者! Dasher!
哇! Wow!
舞蹈者! 欢跃者! Dancer! Prancer!
呃 其他的都叫什么来着? 我快记不住啦 Uh, what are the others called? I could never ruddy remember.
斑比? -约翰! B-Bambi? -John!
你 白色耳朵的 You there, with the white ear.
还有你 不是你 一身的跳蚤 And you. Not you, you bag of fleas.
呃 啊! Uh... Ah!
- 对付大型动物我不行! - 废话少说! - I'm not really good with big animals! - Piffle!
别太胆小啦 他们能闻到恐惧 Don't get bit-mind. They can smell fear.
把它们拉上来! Let's hitch 'em up!
爷爷! Grand-Santa!
啊 抱歉 Ah, excuse me.
你可以去格温家 You can go to Gwen,
坐上雪橇 带上驯鹿 on the old sleigh, with the reindeer,
用魔粉 这一切! and the magic dust, and everything!
这简直是奇迹! It's a miracle!
你也得来 年轻人 You're coming too, lad.
我? 坐什么? 在天上? Me? On that? Up there?
被驯鹿牵着? 啊! Pulled by them? Ah!
不可能 N-no way.
我都136岁了 我自己不行 我需要助手 I'm 136. I can't do it on me own. I need an elf.
我不会飞雪橇 I can't fly a sleigh!
如果没有平衡器我甚至不会骑自行车 I can't even ride a bike without stabilizers.
我知道了! 把斯蒂夫叫醒 他会... I know! Let's wake Steve. He'll--
不! No!
他会成为麻烦的 亚瑟 He's a worrier, Arthur.
如果他阻止我们怎么办? What if he stops us?
格温就会被遗忘 Gwen's forgotten.
你真的很在乎 You really care.
当然! Well, of course I do!
我也是圣诞老人 I was Santa, too.
想想你爸爸 Think of your dad.
辗转难眠 Lying awake, chewing his
担心着这个小女孩 beard off with worry over this girl.
你难道不想帮他一次? Don't you want to help, for once?
让他为你骄傲 Make him proud?
我不能 I can't.
我只是... I just... I...
不 我不行! No! I can't.
准备好了吗? Ready?
不! No!
哈哈! Ha Ha!
答应我别太快! You promised not to go too fast!
我晕车 I get travel sick,
还有我对雪过敏! and I'm allergic to snow!
吼吼! 你还是不是圣诞老人的儿子? Ho ho! So you're a son of Santa?
等等 我的拖鞋! Wait! My slippers!
他们跟不上! They're not **!
驾! 驾! Dash! Dash!
驾! DAAAASSSHHH!!!
哈! 哈! 哈! Ha! Ha! Ha!
看? 现在谁是圣诞老人? See? Who's Santa now?
吼吼吼! Ho-ho-ho!
哇! Whoooo!
啊 放我下去! Aah! Put me down!
- 怎么了孩子? - 我心脏病犯了 - What's the matter, boy? - I'm having a heart attack!
- 哈哈哈! - 啊! - Ha! Ha!Ha! - Ga...
它们从来没飞过 我来帮帮它们 They've never flown before. Just gotta break them in.
注意 Now
飞吧! Come away!
驾! Dash away!
看 亚瑟 Look, Arthur:
那些星星 All those stars!
我们也成为其中一颗了 We're one of them, now.
一颗流星! A shooting star!
你爸爸还是孩子的时候粘在那的 Stuck that there for your dad when he was a boy.
老爸? 他也在这坐过? Dad? He sat here?
我也坐过 So did I.
每个去极点的年轻的继承人 Every young
从他父亲手里接过接力棒的时候都需要 heir to the Pole gets took out by his father.
直接返回 圣尼古拉斯 Right back to Saint Nick.
我们圣诞老人以前是世界上唯一的人类 We Clauses used to be the only men in the world
我们会飞 亚瑟 看到了吧? who could fly, Arthur. See all this?
这是种恩赐 It was a gift.
大球包裹在海洋和山峦底下 Great big ball wrapped in oceans and mountains.
我现在还记得你爸看到这些时的表情 I remember the look on your father's face when he saw it.
鱼! Fish!
- 还有角! - 哈哈! - With horns! - Ha, ha!
瞧我来造一个雪人的造型? Want to help me make a snowman?
噢! 安全带在哪? Ah! Where's the seatbelt?
哇噢! Whoa!
哦吼! Woo hoo!
我爸会不会那个? Can Dad do that?
他有没有给斯蒂夫表演雪人造型? Did he make a snowman for Steve?
机器人罗伊? 哈! 冰和可可 Robot Roy? Ha! Ice and cocoa.
下一任圣诞老人 他肯定不会再坐在雪橇里了 Next Santa, and he's never even sat in a sleigh.
- 这是...? - 圣诞之图 - Is that...? - The map of the Clauses.
过去每次圣诞之夜都靠他 Used every Christmas night in history.
亚瑟 不论你哥说什么 Whatever your brother says, Arthur
这世界里都是一样的 it's the same old world.
哇哇! Whaaaaaaaa!
那是啥? What is it?
不知道! 我以前也从来没见过啊! No idea! I've never seen it before!
- 这是一个城市 - 新建的 - It's a city! - New one erected.
他们总是在不停的建设 They're always putting these things up.
我还记得我第一次跑进芝加哥的时候 I remember the first time I ran into Chicago.
芝加哥不在地图上? Chicago wasn't on the map?
那现在我们到哪儿了? Now then, where are we?
啊! 我们在这儿 看? Aha! Here we are. See?
噢! 不 那是北京 Oho! No, that's Peking.
- 额...前面 那有个... - 哇! - Um...Ahead, there's a... - Whoa!
他们能看见我们! They can see us!
快拉起保护手吧! Well, pull the camouflage lever!
好 现在 我们必须进入这些摩天大楼 只要 Now, then. We'd better draw in a few of these sky-scratchers. Just...
噢 那是个蒸汽火车 你这傻孩子! Well, that's a steam train, you ninny!
那 他们把这里叫啥? So, what do they call this place?
多-伦-多 To-ron-to.
多伦多位于加拿大! Toronto's in Canada!
圣诞老人都会经过加拿大 The Santa's always come through Canada.
这里荒无人烟 Nobody lives here.
舒适安静 It's nice and quiet.
直到你哥出现 用他所有的 'Til your brother came along, with all his,
"你不能穿过西贡 那在打仗呢" 垃圾 "You can't cut through Saigon. There's a war." rubbish.
我不需要他告诉我前面有啥 我长眼睛呢 I don't need him to tell me what's ahead. I've got eyes.
圣诞祖父! Grand-Santa!!
噢! 是个精灵! Ah! It's an elf!
布罗尼·赛夫利. 噢! Bryony Shelfley. Ow!
这比您那礼物包装可结实多了 先生 This is more stronger than your gift wrap, sir,
- 但我能解决 - 蹭车鬼 - but I can fix it. - A stowaway.
我能包装任何东西 先生 I can wrap anything, sir,
用这些胶袋 三个 with three bits of sticky tape. Three.
好的 先把你自己包成个降落伞吧 Good. Wrap yourself a parachute.
圣诞祖父! Grand-Santa!
哦! Ah!
多伦多 Toronto.
- 目前一切顺利 - 不完全是啊 先生 - Present and correct. - Not quite, sir.
你丢了一条麋鹿 You've lost one of the reindeer!
量化宽松 啥啥? 你好? Quantitative easing... What the...? Hello?
- 什么精灵? - 布罗尼·赛夫利 先生 - What elf? - Bryony Shelfley, sir.
疯狂包装精灵 你知道吧? The crazy wrapping elf, you know?
安全系统检测到她在9-G区 而且 Security tracked her to sector 9-G, and...
- 亚瑟也在那 - 亚瑟? - ...we think Arthur was here. - Arthur?
还有人忘了关门 先生? Who else leaves the door open, huh, sir?
那个旧雪橇房? The old sleigh barn?
那几十年就封闭了! That was sealed up decades ago!
在那个糟糕的夜晚之后 After that terrible night,
圣诞祖父溜出去 Grand-Santa sneaked out and...
谢天谢地他已经年老体弱 Thank goodness he's too old these days
不能去惹祸了 to get into trouble.
用砖头猛击 亚瑟! Bash it with a brick, Arthur!
继续! Go on!
拉它的鹿角和链条 Grab its antlers and tug.
我就是个包装工人了 先生 I may just be a wrapping operative, sir,
但这违背了 but this contravenes...
第十七条 seventeen
任务规章 specific mission regulations!
这儿我说了算 不是比利 那个小官 I'm in charge here, not Billy the bureaucrat.
链条! Tug!
第十八条规章 Eighteen.
包起你的头 Wrap your head.
加油 小子! Come on, lad!
你就像用奶酪筷子一样! You're as much use as a cheese chopstick!
行了! Got it!
噢 Oh.
噢 我的大姨妈贝蒂 Oh, my big Aunt Betty...
必须要这么做 传下来! It'll have to do. Pass it down!
咋啦? What?
让我透口气 先生 Permission to breathe, sir.
离我晕倒还有九秒 I have about 9 seconds left before I black out.
呼吸一下 One breath.
- 先生? - 我说了:"一次" - Sir? - I said, "One."
快点 亚瑟 Hurry up, Arthur.
我们不是一个完整的么? Don't we need a whole one?
你知道的 是平衡雪橇? You know, to balance the sleigh?
噢 它平衡不了雪橇的 不 不 Oh, it won't balance the sleigh. No. No.
甚至可能 拖累我们的车的速度 If anything, it'll slow us down.
所以 我们要它是要干嘛? So, why are we taking it?
这是给格温的 It's for Gwen.
8只可爱的麋鹿 Eight beautiful reindeer.
那是她梦寐以求的 That's what she's dreaming of.
铃儿响叮当 屋顶上的雪橇 The jingly bells, the sleigh on the roof.
- 是 但 - 孩子想要的就是那个 - Yeah, but... - That's what the kids want,
不是什么太空船! not some spaceship!
我们给她星级待遇 We're giving her the star treatment.
现在又咋了? What now?
有个人盯上我们了 先生 We have a waker, sir.
还有枪! With a gun!
这样 小子 你分散他注意力! That's it, lad. You distract it!
- 圣诞祖父! - 谁在那儿? - Grand-Santa! - Who's there?
额-- Uh--
我们为和平而来 We come in peace.
我们的飞船必须环游时间 Our craft has to travel around the world
在不到一小时里! in less than an hour!
我们需要您给我们的雪橇签名-- We need the sign for our slei--
飞船 craft.
抱歉 我赔不聊你钱了 Sorry I can't pay you.
我们来得时候忘了带钱了 Where I come from, we don't have moneyyyy--
1923年的圣诞节 Christmas, 1923
我驾车的时候心脏病犯了 Had a heart attack at the reins.
左心室差点从嘴里蹦出来了 Left ventricle popped out me mouth.
我愣是给它按回去继续驾车 Pushed it back down and carried on.
哈 哈 Ha, ha.
广阔无垠啊 大西洋 Big, isn't it? The Atlantic.
你觉得我们应该停下来去问个人么? You think we should stop and ask someone?
鄙视驾车人啊你! 我们都快到了 Pishy whipper! We're nearly there!
看到没?我把那个北极星 See? I take the North Star there
当做一个定点 as a fixed point,
然后确定我们的方位从 then I plot my bearings from--
那是个飞机 先生 That's a plane, sir.
不听我的啊! 臭精灵 我用鱼叉插死你 Insubordination! I'll have you harpooned, elf.
离英格兰越近越冷 I thought it would be chillier near England.
额...局部变暖 Uh...globular warming.
哈!啊嗬 陆地! Ha! Land ahoy!
到了! 早跟你说过了吧 There it is! Told you.
现在 这边走 Now, now. There you go.
哇! Wow!
英国 England.
或许我们正好来对了地方 Maybe we've come to the right a bit.
我们不是缺麋鹿么 We're a reindeer short.
法国 你好 France. Bonjour.
面包房在哪? Ou est le boulangerie? (Where is the bakery?)
法国有大象? They have elephants in France?
离群的动物 他们在排水沟那里繁殖 The odd stray. They breed in the drains.
这边走 This way.
美好的一天 你好 Buenos D铆as. Hola. (Good day. Hello.)
巴黎动物园 Paris zoo.
这是他们关狮子的地方! Then this is where they keep the lions!
他们不会吃我的 我是圣诞老人! They won't eat me. I'm Santa!
卧倒!立刻 Lie down! Right.
- 叫饲养员啊! - 这家伙多久了? - Call the keeper! - How old is this?
亚特兰蒂斯? 食人动物出没的地方? Atlantis? Here be cannibals?
你得当心食人动物 You gotta watch out for cannibals.
这不是法国吧 是吗? This isn't France, is it?
严格地说 这是北非 啊! Technically, it's North Africa. Ah!
坦桑尼亚的塞伦盖蒂国家公园 Serengeti National Park, Tanzania.
瞎说 你怎么可能知道? Rubbish. How can you possibly be sure?
全球定位系统说的啊 先生 The GPS in the HOHO, sir.
抓走他! 把这精灵抓走! Take her! Take the elf!
全球定位系统? 你咋不早说呢? GPS? Why didn't you say?
我只是包装精灵啊 我不负责导航 I'm a wrapping elf. I don't navigate.
我在包装呢! 我用它画蝴蝶结的图案啊 I wrap! I use it to draw pictures of bows.
她说的是对的啊 你把我们带到非洲了! She's right. You've brought us to Africa!
我在邮票上看到过啊! I've seen it on a stamp.
我还不想死呢 亚瑟! I'm too young to die, Arthur!
想想办法! 亚瑟!!!!!! Do something! Arthur!!!!!!
那个旧雪橇? 这儿发生了什么? The old sleigh? What is happening here?
早知道几十年前拆了它当柴火! It was supposed to be chopped up for firewood decades ago!
到底是谁那么阴险? Who on Earth would be that devious?
以前的人 先生 Old people, sir.
需要我给你拿你的减压球不? Shall I get you your stress ball?
我们有比国防部更好的电信系统 We have a finer comms array than the Pentagon,
你还说我们不用联系他 and you say we can't contact him
除非是一些疯狂的 古老的-- except by some crazy, ancient--
哦吼! Toodle-loo!
- 骑兵来喽! - 欧尼·克里克 先生 - Here comes the cavalry! - Ernie Clicker, sir.
46个任务用过的全套通信仪器 Whole of communications for 46 missions.
我和你爷爷有时候还见呢 Me and your grand-dad saw some time.
我记得 以前 I remember, once--
哇 必须赶紧赶上 现在 Wow. Must catch up soon. Now...
哇 你有点着急 我只能说 Ooh, you're in a hurry. I can tell.
噢 真搞笑 我们能不这么急么? Oh, this is ridiculous. Can't we hurry this?
噢 你不能催我们家通信仪 Ooh, you can't rush the Stigdamater.
你要对他温柔点 Got to play her gentle.
所以 你想说啥啊? So, what do you wish to say?
我不害怕 I wouldn't worry.
这不像面对着吃人的狮子 It's not like they're facing man-eating lions.
#寂静之夜# #Silent night#
#神圣之夜# #H-holy night#
#一片宁静# -- 噢! #All is calm#-- AAH!
#一片光亮# #All is bright#
#我心里知道# #I realize this is mental#
#我们都知道# #but it's all that I know#
#可爱狮宝宝 今日是圣诞# #It's Christmas, nice kitty#
#请求你们 放走我们# #so please, let us go#
#在无比寂静之中沉睡# #Sleep in heavenly peace#
啊! AAAAhhhh!!!!
哇!爸! Whoa! Dad!
- 噢! 有东西传输过来了! - 啥? - Oh! Something's coming through! - What does it say?
吼叫...GRRR.... ROAR...GRRR....
离她远点! 那是我的艾维 Get off her! That's me Evie
你个臭狮子! you mangy moron!
不! 那是格温的礼物! No! That's Gwen's gift!
只有孩子才允许撕开包装! Only children get to tear the wrapping!
- 布罗尼?! - 全自动包装枪! - Bryony?! - Automatic tape gun!
死狮子! 死狮子! Bad doggy! Bad doggy!
镭射剪刀! Laser-guided scissors!
噢 不! 不是... Oh, no! Not the...
标准的礼物包装! Standard-issue gift-wrap!
没时间打蝴蝶结啦! There's no time for a bow!
蝴蝶结总是有时间打的! There's always time for a bow!
不是那个按钮! Not that knob!
- 噢! 晚安! - 噢 不! - Oh! Good night! - Oh, no!
- 额... - 另一个! - Uhhh... - Something else!
不! 别碰它! No! Leave it alone!
我的相机! My camera!
等会儿! 快看! Wait! Look!
- 哇-吼-吼-吼! - 哇! - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! - Wow!
- 哇! - 什么那么搞笑? - Whoa! - What's so funny?
瞧他们对我的艾维做了些什么! Look what they've done to my Evie!
还有咱的地图! And the map!
但没事啊! 我们有这个! 瞧 But, it's okay! We've got this! Look
特雷利乌 含羞草大街 Mimosa Avenue, Trelew.
正往关注的地方前进呢 Proceed to the highlighted route.
那又有什么意义呢? 瞧瞧我们 What's the point? Look at us.
我的相机完全坏了 And my camera totally bad-jacked.
- 我还怎么照相啊? - 什么照片? - How do I get my picture now? - What picture?
屋顶上的雪橇 The sleigh on the roof,
八只可爱麋鹿 还有我 圣诞老人 the eight beautiful reindeer, and Santa--me--
从烟囱滑下去 going down the chimney!
这就是我想让他们看到的 That's what I wanted them to see.
他们忘了孩子 但我在那儿呢 They missed the kid, but I got there.
我的方式 My way.
这就是你为啥来得原因 That's why you came.
不是为了格温 Not for Gwen.
已行驶1368英里 然后请稍向左转 1,368 miles, then, slight left.
为了露露的爱 For the love of Lulu,
被蒂姆·汤姆指使 bossed about by Tim TomTom.
再试一次 一直试! Try them again. Keep trying!
这都是因为1个孩子 价值六亿啊! All this about 1 child... in 600 million!
我们可以转变他们的 We can turn their offer.
别担心 先生 孩子都傻着呢 Don't worry, sir. Children are stupid.
他们也不知道自己被落下了 Either he won't know he got missed,
或者他以为他变坏了! or he'll think he's been bad!
这是个双赢局面啊! It's a win-win!
你丢了一个? 镊子? You missed one? A nipper?
那在这里干嘛 既然你丢了一个? What's all this here for, if you've missed one?
你能打字再快点不? Would you please type faster?
系统出现故障 由于是圣诞节 Systems critical. Lead in Christmas.
哎呀 Oopsy-daisy.
皮特? Peter?
放开我的手 Let go of my hand, please.
好的 对不起 先生 Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
给我信息 And get me IT.
向下一千米 Descend 1,000 feet.
您已到达目的地 You are at your destination.
哦哈! 我们到啦! Whoo-hoo! We did it!
呜呼 Woopty-doo.
在100码处 向左转 In 100 yards, turn left.
然后直走 向右 再向左 Straight ahead. Turn right. Left again.
您已到达您的住处 You are at your client's dwelling.
稳住! Steady!
我们成功了 我还活着! We made it. I survived!
我要回家 我要乘船 I'll walk home, I'll get a boat,
我再也不会坐那个疯狂的死亡飞行陷阱了! but I am never getting back in that crazy flying death-trap ever again!
继续 Go on.
把事情做完 Get it over.
我想念我的床 I want my bed.
你不去了? You're not coming?
你还得运送礼物呢! You have to deliver the present!
你穿着那件特别的圣诞老人衣呢 You put your special coat on.
你是我们的圣诞老人啊! You're our Santa!
我说过 我和艾维能平安到这 我们到了 I said, me and Evie could get here and we did.
剩下的就是精灵的工作了 The rest is just elf work.
继续 节日弗雷迪 走喽 Go on , Festive Freddy, sling your hook.
我们怎么到这的不重要 It doesn't matter how we got here.
雪橇在房顶 The sleigh on the roof,
铃儿响叮当 八只可爱麋鹿 the jingle bells; the eight reindeer.
格温永远看不到这些了 Gwen would never have seen that.
我希望爸爸能看到这些 I wish Dad could see this.
这会让他落下心里一块大石头 It would take such a load off his mind.
所以 So,
你有啥指示啊? what are your orders?
你是个圣诞男孩啊 You're a Claus.
你给我指示命令 You give the orders.
耶! 噢 额... Yeah! Oh, um...
我很开心成为个精灵 真的 I'm just happy being an elf, really.
你直到 只要一部分 You know, just part of it all.
你想命令我穿过门上的猫洞不? You want the orderly to go through the cat flap?
噢 好 这是个好主意 Oh, yes. That's a grand idea.
你想让女孩放你进去不? Do you want the girl to let you in?
好极啦! 谢谢你 布罗尼 Brilliant! Thank you, Bryony.
你想不想... 等会! And do you want... Wait!
额 警报? 绝对是!是的! Uh, the alarm? Definitely!Yes!
这是你第一次? Is this your first time?
布罗尼? Bryony?
他可比你喜欢拖鞋多了! He loves these slippers even more than you do!
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
当你给定位系统输入地址的时候 When you put the address into the HOHO,
- 你看到啥了? - 一份特雷利乌的单子 - what did you see? - A list of Trelews.
我就按了第一个 I just clicked on the first one.
这不是英格兰的特雷利乌! Which was not Trelew, England!
我们到了错的特雷利乌啦! We're in the wrong Trelew!
他们已经盯上我们了 They've been watching us.
他们看到了艾维! They've seen Evie!
就像上次一样! It's just like last time!
今晚政府带来的新闻是一个不明飞行物 Governments tonight are waking to news of a UFO
以惊人的速度环绕空中 traveling around the globe at incredible speed.
哈 哈! Ha, ha!
在爱达荷州的拖拉机经销商亲眼所见 The clear sighting was at this tractor dealership in Idaho.
...眼珠在他的脚上 还有个尖尖的小头 ...and eyeballs on its feet, and a pointy little head.
- 它还找我要签名 - 我们上新闻了! - It asked me for a sign. - We're on the news!
从多伦多留下的痕迹来看 And from the trail left in Toronto,
他们此行目的不甚友好 these beings do not appear to be friendly.
我们在线 先生 We are online, sir.
这是Kpp-夏洛蒂 This is KPP-Charlotte.
警察发现了件可怕的事 ** police found a little furry thing
他想要与狗约会 which tried to mate with a dog.
保罗 Paul,
据电话来报有个蒸汽火车在闹市区环绕飞行 I have calls reporting a steam train flying around downtown.
你在卫星上看到了什么? What do you see on satellite?
过了墨西哥就啥也看不到了 It's gone black over Mexico.
这事比我我们知道的任何事都传播的快啊 This thing is going faster than anything we know of.
兽群现在聚集在莫桑比克的领空 The herd is now in Mozambique's airspace,
威胁着脆弱的和平 threatening the fragile peace
在两个民族之间 between the two nations.
二十亿个物品被递送 Two billion items delivered,
我们连一个脚印都没留在雪上 但是现在? and we didn't leave a footprint in the snow. And now?
先生 我们已经丢失了50%的数据 Sir, we have lost 50% of our data.
不! 不! 我们有十八个 No! No! We have 18 pulse data reservoirs
一万亿千兆字节的脉冲数据库! of a trillion terabytes!
抱歉 自动存盘坏了 Sorry. Auto-save was off.
我可以揍它一顿吗 先生? Shall I sock it, sir?
很难? Quite hard?
先生 在第六层有一只北极熊 Sir, there's a polar bear on level 6.
先生 为什么亚瑟向那边走? Sir, why is Arthur out there?
他漏了一只 He missed one.
一个钳子 A nipper.
我指 47785Bxk I mean: 47785BXK.
先生 我们找到了些东西 Sir, we've got something.
布罗尼·赛夫利 Bryony Shelfley.
是她吼吼 It's her HOHO.
我们仍然能到达那里 We can still get there.
我们只需要走快一点 飞高一点 We just have to go faster. Higher.
你改变了你的调子 You changed your tune.
我哪里也不会去! I'm not going anywhere!
我不在这! I'm not here!
我把自己用胶布粘在椅子上了 圣诞老人! I taped myself in, Grand-Santa!
让我一个人呆着! Leave me alone!
这是那个糟糕的晚上 又来! It's that terrible night, all over again!
哪个晚上? What night?
上次我带着艾维疾驰 Last time I took Evie for a spin,
我并不知道这是古巴导弹危机! I didn't know it was the Cuban Missile crisis!
我差点引爆第三次世界大战 I nearly started World War III.
必须有人驾驶! Someone has to drive!
哦 不! 击剑者! 绞肉机! 回来! Oh, no! Fencer! Mincer! Come back!
- 布罗尼! - 嘿呀! - Bryony! - Hi-ya!
圣诞祖父 到这里来! Grand-Santa, get here!
哦 那是我新的臀部! Oy, that's me new hip!
拜托! 我要读格温的信 Please! I'll read you Gwen's letter.
耳朵聋了 我136岁了 Stone-deaf. I'm 136.
- 那是什么? - 是斯蒂夫! - What's that? - It's Steve!
- 斯蒂夫! - 告诉他我不在这里! - Steve! - Tell him I'm not here!
圣诞祖父说他不在这里 Grand-Santa says he's not here.
我正在找一个遗失的纪念物 Hi. I'm looking for a missing relic.
- 斯蒂夫 三个字 - 第一个是求助吗? - Steve, three words. - Is the first one help?
是的! 你可以帮我们 斯蒂夫! Yes! You can help us, Steve!
是他的错! It was him!
值得信赖的疯子! 他强迫我来的! Trusty the Madman! He forced me to come!
小精灵 如果你还想继续干下去就带我回去 Elf, back me up if you want a career.
- 我强迫你? - 你懂了吧? 看-- - I forced you? - You see? Look--
你想要什么 圣诞老人? 让我猜猜 What do you want, Grand-Santa? Let me guess.
嗯 一张你的照片 在雪橇里 Hmm. A picture of you, in the sleigh,
派送礼物 告诉我它是如何真正做到的? delivering the gift, to show me how it's really done?
- 不 - 你知道明天他们要照的照片吗? - No. - Do you know the picture they'll have tomorrow?
你戴着手铐被带走 You led away in handcuffs.
圣诞老人被地球上的每一个人看见 The Santa who was seen. By everybody on Earth.
圣诞老人毁掉了圣诞节 The Santa who ruined Christmas.
毁掉它! Ruined it!
我们会补救这个的 斯蒂夫 We'll fix this, Steve.
我们一定会圆满完成任务归来 We'll be back home in the whup of a reindeer's buttocks.
而且艾维也可以功成身退了 And Evie can go back in mothballs.
你甚至可以忘记她曾经存在过 You can forget she ever existed.
你不能仅仅只是回家! You can't just go home!
- 那格温怎么办? - 格温 - What about Gwen? - Gwen.
为了那个 你打乱我所有的流程? For that, you'd threaten my whole operation?
斯蒂夫 你说过如果有任何可以做到的方法 Steve, you said if there was any way
你都会去做 好了 现在就是个好方法 to get there, you would. Well, this is it!
看 这个老雪橇完美极了! Look: The old sleigh's perfect!
哦 好吧 无论如何 它跑的很快 Ah, right. Well, anyway, it goes really fast,
就算零件不齐 even with things missing,
而且我们有一些驯鹿走丢了 and we've got quite a few reindeer left,
并且 如果我想吐 我可以吐在袋子里! and, if I'm sick again, I can be sick in a bag!
我会包一个给他 I'll wrap him one.
我们可以帮助他们 先生 We can help them, sir.
"没有人错过" 先生 "No one missed", sir.
"所有正确的礼物 赠送和准确" 先生! "All correct presents, present and correct," sir!
如果你帮助我 斯蒂夫 我们可以做到的 If you help us, Steve, we can do it.
圣诞老人和亚瑟会是这个晚上的英雄 先生! Grand-Santa and Arthur would be the heroes of the night, sir!
回家来 现在! Come home, now!
如果我们都屈从于圣诞精神 If we all just gave in to Christmas spirit,
那将会乱成一片 there'd be chaos!
- 我们正在回家的路上 斯蒂夫 - 不! - We're on our way, Steve. - No!
圣诞老人会想要到达格温的 Santa would want to get to Gwen.
问他 拜托 Ask him. Please.
亚瑟... Arthur...
我们谈论的是老爸 This is Dad we're talking about.
他过去是关心每一个礼物标签 There was a time when he cared about every last gift tag,
但是现在 他只想要被关爱 but now, he just wants to be loved.
好好休息下 Get some rest.
不是的 No.
他睁着眼睛躺着 He's lying awake,
担心格温担心得连胡子都掉了 worrying his beard off about Gwen.
哈-哈-哈 Ho-ho-ho.
沉入睡乡 Off to the land of Nod.
请不要再十二月二十六日之前打扰我 Please, do not disturb until December 26.
就这些吗 亲爱的? Is that it, dear?
是的 马尔科姆! 按3 Yes, Malcom! Press 3.
不! No!
圣诞老人是世界上最具有关怀心的人 Santa's the most caring man in the world.
那为什么是你在这里却不是他? So, why are you here, not him?
啊啊啊!!! Aaahhh!!!!
别离开我 亚瑟 Don't leave me, Arthur.
可怜的老人和他的驯鹿 Poor old man and his reindeer,
在我们自己的圣诞节 on our own at Christmas.
至少出于礼貌把我们从这个石头下拉出来! At least have the decency to finish us off with a rock!
可怜的艾维 Poor Evie.
太阳马上就要升起了 Sun will be up soon.
今天是圣诞节! It's Christmas!
圣诞节是孩子们的 Christmas is for kids.
我们已经长大了 You grow out of it.
什么 在最后的六分钟? What, in the last six minutes?
我知道你们都是怎样说我的 你知道 I know what you all say about me, you know.
"他应该待在南极" "He belongs in the South Pole."
"可怜的亚瑟" "Poor Arthur."
"真是个麻烦" "What a puzzle."
好吧 你们是对的 Well, you were right.
所有加诸在一个孩子身上的不满 All that fuss over one kid.
好吧 你们是对的 Well, you were right.
所有这些就为了一个孩子 All that fuss over one kid.
我一定愚蠢至极! I must be ridiculous!
这样很好 This is nice.
摆脱这一切感觉很好 你知道吗 Good to get away from it all, you know.
所有的圣诞不满 All the Christmas fuss.
我很抱歉我把所有的事都搞砸了 小伙子 I'm sorry I've messed things up, lad.
你知道吗 我最后一个晚上带艾维出去 You see, the night I last took Evie out,
当充满了那些....不满 when there was all that....fuss,
你的父亲找到我 your father came to me.
我永远不会忘记那一刻 I'll never forget it;
他不敢看我的眼睛 couldn't look me in the eye.
"老爸" 他说 "Dad," he says,
"斯蒂夫觉得你最好不要在飞了" "Steve thinks it best you don't fly again."
"我们准备丢掉雪橇" "We're scrapping the sleigh."
我唯一的儿子 Me only son,
他过去常常坐在你所坐的地方 仰望着我 who used to sit where you sit, looking up at me.
我只想让他们记住 I just wanted them to remember
我过去是什么样子 who I used to be.
我有一点像你 小伙子 I was a bit like you, lad.
着迷于蔓越橘 Keen as cranberry.
你的父亲也是 So was your dad.
你长大了 于是结束了 You get old. That's all.
所有的事都...变了 Everything...changes.
是吗? Does it?
那我如何一直写另一封说 How can I ever write
圣诞老人关心的信? another letter saying that Santa cares?
晚安 老爸 Good night, Dad.
做个好梦 Sleep well.
先生 我们知道不应该相信谣言 Sir, we know you shouldn't believe rumors,
但是我们相信 but we do.
你漏掉了一个小孩是真的吗? Is it true you missed a child?
我? 没有 没有 Me? No, no.
好吧 某种程度上 是的 Well, in a way, yes.
就一个 It was just one.
实际上 甚至没有 In fact, not even that.
无用的小数点 很多零 Naught point, lots more naughts,
然后一个号码 then a number,
和最后一些概率 and some sort of percent at the end.
并不能算作一个错误 就一个 Not really an error. Just a one.
一个孩子就没关系了吗? One child doesn't matter?
- 哪一个? - 额 我... - Which one? - Well, I...
好吧 我不小心弄个一次 这些要紧吗? Well, I Did Nice Ones In **, Does Those Ones Matter?
那在德国的我的呢? What about my ones in Germany?
- 其中之一是双胞胎 - 他们也不重要 - One of them was twins! - They don't matter. **
为什么不问问斯蒂夫? 他可以解释 Why don't you ask Steve? He can explain.
非常聪明 Fiendishly clever.
但是 难道不是你负责吗 先生? But, aren't you in charge, sir?
当然 我是圣诞老人 Of course. I'm Santa.
先生 如果漏掉一个人不重要 Sir, if the one that got missed doesn't matter,
为什么还要亚瑟和圣诞老人去送? why have Arthur and Grand-Santa gone to take it?
- 什么? 哦... - 马尔科姆 - What? Oh... - Malcolm,
亚瑟怎么了? What's this about Arthur?
那些虔诚的孩子不要紧 It's the religious children who don't matter.
圣诞老人说他们一点都不要紧 Santa says they don't matter 100%.
这是真的吗? 孩子们不是真实的? Is it true? Children aren't real?
他们只是反物质? They're just anti-matter?
嘘! 不是的! 不是的! 看 Ssh! No! No! Look,
我祝福了世界上的每一个国家 I festivized every single country in the world!
你们看见了吗? 这个 这个 所有的! You see? This one. This one. This one. All of them!
我的意思是 谁会在意一个小小的孩子 I mean, who cares about one single tiny child?
额...我在意 Uh...I do.
哦 亚瑟 Oh, Arthur.
我可怜的男孩! My poor boy!
究竟为什么他会... Why on Earth would he...
好吧 你是他的哥哥 斯蒂夫 Well, you're his brother, Steve.
你怎么能让他去? How could you let him?
而且 额 关于那个漏掉的孩子 And, um, about this child you missed,
我真的不确定你做了正确的决定 I'm really not sure you made the right decision.
在你肩膀上的是鸟屎吗? Is that bird poo on your shoulder?
好吧 在那里 是卫星跟踪 Right. Over there, is satellite tracking.
导航 数据分析 Navigation. Data analysis.
复印机在门边上 晚安... 圣诞老人 Copy machine's by the door. Good night... Santa.
# 歌颂荣耀 # # Glorious in excelsis #
额... Um...
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
亲爱的小狼 Dear Xiao Lang,
谢谢你的信 还有你画的被狗绊倒 Thanks for your letter, and drawing of Santa
圣诞老人的画像 这个很搞笑! tripping over your dog. It was hilarious!
亲爱的亚历山大 Dear Alessandro,
很同情你的家庭度过了一个艰难的年岁 Sorry your family's had a hard year,
但是圣诞老人是真的 but Santa is real.
亲爱的洛伊斯 我保证 Dear Lois, I promise,
圣诞老人一定回来的 Santa will come.
他永远是最棒的人 He's the greatest man, ever.
- 我可以把这个烧了吗? - 当然可以 - Can I burn this? - Sure.
我还有很多 There's millions like it.
可怜! Pathetic!
这幅画... This picture...
这幅...这幅绘图-- This...This drawing--
并不是老爸! It isn't of Dad!
也不是你... Or you...
也不是斯蒂夫... Or Steve...
而是圣诞老人! This is Santa!
哈 哈! 我们只要在格温醒来之前 Ha, ha! And as long as we get the bike
把自行车送到 to Gwen before she wakes up,
就说明圣诞老人来了! then Santa came!
而且他在意! And he cares!
哈 哈! Ha, ha!
哈 哈哈! Ha, ha ha!
- 啊! - 铃儿响叮当 铃儿响叮当 - Aah! - Jingle bells, Jingle bells,
# 一路叮当响 # # Jingle all the way #
# 哦在圣诞节到达格温·海因斯 # # Oh what fun #
# 是多么有趣啊 嘿! # # it is to reach Gwen Hines on Christmas day. Hey! #
# 铃儿响叮当 # # Jingle bells #
# 这艘船像是 # # This boat smells #
# 有3000英里要走 # # 3000 miles to go #
哦 天哪 我以前看见过这个 Oh, dear. I've seen this before.
雪橇狂热 他们这样称呼它的 Sleigh fever, they call it.
圣诞节的压力使人变得行为古怪 Pressure of Christmas sends a man doolally tap.
第十六任圣诞老人在1802年得过一次 Santa Claus the 16th got it 1802.
那一年每个孩子都得到了一根 Every child that year got a sausage
钉在一片树皮上的香肠 nailed to a piece of bark.
亚瑟! 你真的认为 Arthur! Do you really think
你可以划船划过大西洋在接下来... you can row the Atlantic Ocean in the next...
37分钟? 37 minutes?
现在还不晚! It's not too late, yet!
只...需要继续...做下去 Just... have to keep... going.
我们需要一个钝器 We need a blunt instrument.
把他敲晕再重新部署 Knock him out and regroup.
合法地调头 再稍稍偏右 Make a legal U-turn, then slight right,
4228英里 in 4,228 miles.
你应该知道我们在转圈圈 You do know we're going around in circles?
你知道 我们不是唯一这样做的 You know, we're not the only ones
也许我会再看见艾维! Maybe I will see Evie again!
你什么意思? What do you mean?
驯鹿是勇敢 强大的野兽 Reindeer are brave, powerful beasts,
但是他们同样是长着斑点的白痴 but they're also dappled cretins
有小枝在他们的头上 with twigs on their heads.
他们只会一直走直线 They'll just keep going in a straight line,
在世界各地! right around the world!
他们会高高地在天上 They'll be way up in the sky,
以难以想象的速度飞翔 flying at unimaginable speed,
但它们一定会经过我们的头顶! but they'll pass right over our heads!
太好了! 我们可以拿回雪橇! Great! We CAN get the sleigh back!
主管席尔瓦 Chief De Silva.
那个不明飞行物在哪里? So, where is this UFO?
它在绕着地球转圈 夫人 It's circling the Earth, ma'am.
19分钟前 它进入了势力范围 19 minutes ago, it went into orbit.
你? 在那里? You? Up there?
用这个抓住那个? Catch that with this?
魔粉! Magic dust!
你在你的头上砸开它 你必须集中注意力 You crack it over your head. You'll have to focus.
雪橇将会以每小时四千五英里的速度冲向你 The sleigh will be coming at you at 45,000 miles an hour.
- 四千五百英里? - 你会被撕成两半! - 45,000? - You'll be torn in half!
取决于雪橇撞击你的角度 Depends on the angle the sleigh hits.
你也许会身首异处 You might just get beheaded.
我已有对身首异处的恐惧症 还有恐高症了! I've got a phobia of being beheaded, and heights!
还有急速 和驯鹿 And speed, and reindeer,
还有...按钮 and... the buttons.
- 按钮? - 是 我现在害怕所有的东西 - Buttons? - Yeah. I'm pretty much scared of everything.
格温觉得你在来的路上 Gwen thinks you're coming.
你做不到的 我当然可以做到! You can't do this. Yes, you can!
不 你做不到的 我可以做到的 No, you can't. Yes, you can.
加油 亚瑟! COME ON, ARTHUR!
别担心 儿子 Don't worry, son.
只是一个疯狂的疯子-- Only a raving lunatic--
我怎么可能不担心! 这是我唯一擅长的了! I have to worry! It's the only thing I'm good at!
- 让我担心 - 雪橇随时可能回来 - Worry me. - The sleigh will be back any minute!
来吧! 让我担心! 快一点! Come on! Worry me! Quickly!
想想格温 一个人 Imagine Gwen, all alone.
- 圣诞树下面什么也没有... - nothing under the tree...
我们开始吧! Here we go!
啊啊啊! 我不喜欢这个! 停下! Aaahh! I don't like this! Stop!
停下! 让我下去! Stop! Get me down!
眼泪滑落 当她发现她被遗漏了! Tears, as she finds she's been left out!
尖叫着 " 圣诞老人没有来! " Screaming "Santa didn't come!"
哦 格温... Oh, Gwen... Aaaaahhhhoho!
这太高了! It's just too high!
格温 在街上 被那些有新自行车的孩子包围 Gwen, in the street, surrounded by kids on new bikes,
指指点点 pointing,
" 这个女孩就是圣诞老人讨厌的女孩! " "That's the girl that Santa hates!"
- 不! - 她跑开了 - No! - She runs away.
在九岁前酗酒 Alcoholic by the age of 9.
还没生小孩就死了-- Dead before she gave birth--
她再也不能堆雪人了! She may never build a snowman again!
如果雪橇上有按钮我不知道如何操作怎么办? What if there are buttons on the sleigh I don't know about?
他们来了! Here they come!
喂! Eep!
嗯 Um...
耶! Yaaaaaahhhhhh!!!
你觉得他 额... How do you think he's, uh...
很好 很好 Fine. Fine.
只是 额... Probably just, uh...
啊! 啊! 啊! Ah! Ah! Ah!
哇啊啊啊! Waaaaahhhhh!
那么 你是如何留下雪橇的 先生? So, how come you didn't scrap the sleigh, sir?
我恐吓精灵 I threatened the elves.
说我会把他们喂北极熊 Said I'd feed 'em to the polar bears.
小精灵 你来告诉他的父母 Elf, how do you fancy
所有的事怎么样? being the one to tell his parents about all this?
耶! Yaaaahhh!
哇!哇!哇! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
耶! 亚瑟 你做到了! Yaaay! Arthur, you did it!
我是带着担忧做到的! I did it with worry!
我很确定你害怕的要死! I'm sure you're dying with fear!
下一步是去最突出的路线 Proceed to the highlighted route.
下一步是-- Proceed to the--
只要继续担心格温! Just keep worrying about Gwen!
我会找到去那里的路的 I'll find a way there,
孩子 无论付出什么代价! boy, whatever it takes!
出发去特雷利乌! To Trelewwww!
玛格丽特 Margaret,
给我我的套装 Hand me my "me" suit.
都安排妥当了 All sorted.
斯蒂夫在...额...指挥堡垒 Steve's...uh.... holding the fort,
当我在递送礼物的时候 是的 while I deliver the present. Yes.
而且为亚瑟找一个父亲 And find Arthur a father.
做得好 亲爱的 Well done, dear.
特雷利乌距离地理极点有187.7 Trelew's on a course for 187.7 degrees
度数的距离 from the geographic pole,
不过鉴于是老式的雪橇 but as it's the old sleigh,
我们可以理解 we should allow
在格林威治子午线以外的一千英里的偏差 a drift margin of 1,000 miles outside the Greenwich meridian.
我为亚瑟准备了一件毛衣 你父亲的药片 I put a sweater for Arthur, your father's pills,
还有一些醇香的好茶 and some nice, sweet tea.
开启卷帘 Curtains.
- S-1被损坏了 - 长官! - S-1 dented.- Sir!
一侧被划伤 Scratch down side.
出去取礼物 "Popped out to take present"
火鸡三明治在冰箱里 老妈老爸 "Turkey sandwich in fridge. Mom and Dad"
咖啡机已损坏 Espresso machine broken.
愚蠢的亚瑟! Idiot Arthur!
使得每个人都疯狂了! Send everyone crazy!
他会把圣诞节搞砸的! He'll destroy Christmas!
而你永远也成为不了圣诞老人! And you'll never get to be Santa!
史蒂文! Steven!
我 额 I, um...
23号通道 23 Mimosa Avenue,
- 特雷利乌 - 哦哦! - Trelew. - Oof!
说真的 马尔科姆 看看说明书也没什么坏处 Really, Malcolm, there's no harm in using a manual. Men...
夫人 我告诉过你不要登船 这里不安全 Margaret, I order you to disembark. It's not safe.
废话 我在互联网上选修过飞行的课程 Piffle. I did a bite of light-flying course on the Internet.
这在寻常不过了 It can't be that different.
哦 斯蒂夫 Oh. Steve.
你把他弄坏了! You dented it!
你竟没经允许就把它带出来了! You take it out without asking!
马尔科姆! 你告诉我他知晓的! Malcolm! You told me he knew!
你了解的斯蒂夫很在乎他的S-1 You know how Steve feels about his S-1.
那是我的S-1! My S-1!
"S"是圣诞老人的! "S" for Santa!
我要飞往那个孩子那! I'm flying to this child!
她是你的全部! 而不是我 你的儿子! She's all that matters! Not me, your son!
不是我今晚所做的20亿个事情! 不是 Not the 2 billion things I did right tonight! No.
这和台球桌有关 不是吗? This is about that pool table, isn't it?
我告诉过你的 你应该给我写信的 I told you, you should have written to me.
我那时才八岁! I was eight!
- 你是我的爸爸! - 老天! - You're my dad! - For goodness' sake!
亚瑟和他爷爷已经出发了 Arthur and Grand-Santa are out there
很有可能都没有穿足够的衣服 probably not wearing nearly enough layers,
而你们两个却为这红而大的玩具争吵不休! and you two are bickering over a big, red toy!
我... 我没有争吵 I... I'm not bickering.
- 如果史蒂文能退步 - 哦! - If Steven could just stand back-- OOF!
气囊 Air bag.
你来驾驶吧 史蒂文 You drive, Steven.
谢谢 Thank you.
那么 现在最要紧的就是 So, since gift delivery
把47785BXK礼物送达给那个孩子了 to child 47785BXK is all that seems to matter,
我会亲自而行 I'll do it myself.
然后我们要把亚瑟和爷爷接回来 Then we'll pick up Arthur and Grand-Santa
即使他们栽到了深沟里 from whatever ditch they've ended up in.
最大火力 Maximum thrust.
额 当圣诞老人说他会回来的 你怎么想的 Um... when Santa said he'd be right back... what do you think he'd, um
他不会回来了! He's not coming back!
圣诞老人抛弃了我们! The Santas are leaving!
孩子们也无关紧要了吗? The children don't matter?
圣诞节也无关紧要了! Christmas doesn't matter!
一无所有了 老天! Nothing, man!
这就像1816年那样! It's like 1816!
- 抛弃了整个北极! - 人人自危了! - Abandon the North Pole! - Everybody panic!
确定要删除圣诞节? Are you sure you want to delete Christmas?
据灾难还有:十分钟 Meltdown: 10 minutes.
我确定我们能找到地图的 小伙子 I know where we can find a map, lad.
不过这个会有些冒险 It's a bit risky, this.
即使在过去的日子里 我们也要打破旧俗 Breaking the rules, even in the old days!
在这: There:
世界上最大的地图! Biggest map in the world!
冲啊! Dash!
朋友们 在这个和平之夜 Friends, on this night of peace,
我们将面临着未知的危险: we stand confronted by an unknown danger:
外星人 aliens.
来自外太空的外星人 Aliens from space.
在胡说什么? 也许他们和平而来? What talk about? Maybe the aliens come in peace?
他们已经在多伦多破坏掉了一个充气圣诞老人 They burst an inflatable Santa Claus in Toronto,
就在圣诞之夜! on Christmas night!
我们试图和平解决 Let us attempt contact,
但我们已为保护我们的星球做好了准备! but be ready to save our planet!
抓紧了 小伙子! Hold tight, lad!
现在变得越来越棘手了 This is where it gets really rough.
现在还不行 驯鹿! Not now, you sack of antlers!
- 哇! - 吼吼! - Yay! - Woo-hoo!
夫人 他们正在穿过大气层 Coming down through the atmosphere, ma'am.
- 我们随时都会看见他 - 46... - We'll see it any minute. - 46...
45...44...43... 45...44...43...
长官 他们正严阵以待 They'll be waiting for us, sir.
我们已经上新闻了! We were on the news!
他们要用他们的高科技对付我的艾维! All their technology, against my Evie!
好吧 来吧! 我们要全力以赴! Well, come on! Let's do it with worry!
圣诞老人不会轻易被看见 对吧 小伙子? Santa mustn't be seen, eh, lad?
让我们给他们点颜色看看! Let's give them something to shoot at!
我们已经看见了 他们已经来了! We have visual. Here it comes!
带我们去见你的领导 哈哈! Take us to your leader! Ha, ha!
英格兰! England!
没有人的迹象 No sign of anyone.
太阳马上要升起来了! The sun's coming up!
加油 小伙子! Come on, lad!
你可以的! You can do it!
人类已经向你示好 你能回应吗? Mankind greets you. Do you copy?
人类一系列的示好已经发送过去了 Season's greetings from mankind.
你好 你能回应吗? Good morning. Do you copy?
夫人 这个飞船是由木头物质的东西制成的 The hull is some kind of woody substance, ma'am.
就好像是木头 Like... wood.
外层涂有含铅油漆! Coated in lead paint!
没错 它似乎还是活的 Yes, it seems to be alive.
并且毛茸茸的! And furry!
加油 小伙子 要全力以赴! Come on, lad. Put your back into it!
雪花随风飘 Dashing through the snow
花鹿在奔跑 On a one-horse open sleigh
经过了原野 Over the fields we go
我们一路欢声笑语 哈哈哈哈! Laughing all the way Ha! Ha! Ha!
我有事要汇报 这个说服力不强 但-- I have something. It's very faint, but--
可能是无人机 Scramble drone.
叮叮当 叮叮当 铃声多响亮 ...bells, Jingle bells Jingle all the--
- 我们到了 在那! - 哦! - That's it, there! - Oh!
- 我们成功了! - 耶! - We made it! - Yay!
也不完全是! 冲啊! Not quite! Dash!
这个喷气的家伙 It runs off a steam **.
他们正跟踪类似电子的东西! It's tracking something electronic!
我们没有任何电子的东西! We haven't got any elec-trickery!
我们只有木头和铜制品! Just wood and brass!
哦 老天! Oh, dear!
你的拖鞋! Your slipper!
我们已锁定 We have lock.
小伙子 我们必须把你送下去! We've got to get you down there, lad!
他们会发现我们的! 我们必须阻止他! They'll see us! We'll be stopped!
- 把那个给我! - 你们在干什么? - Give me that! - What are you doing?
艾维才是他们要的 It's Evie they're after.
她并不属于这个世界 亚瑟 She doesn't fit this world, Arthur.
她是个珍宝 She's a relic.
艾维? Evie?
我一直都知道她需要一些时间 I always knew she'd be needed one more time.
你继续 You go on.
- 我们要让他们抓住她 - 你也要去? - We'll let them have her. - You're coming, too?
亚瑟你说的对 You were right, Arthur.
圣诞老人的礼物怎么到达那的并不重要 It doesn't matter how Santa's gift gets there.
即使飞船里是邮递员也没有关系 Doesn't even matter if it's Mr. Postman in his spaceship.
只要礼物送达了就行 As long as it gets there.
你做到了 小伙子 You made it happen, lad.
没有一个人被遗忘 No one got left out.
走开 现在 按照我说的去做! Get 'er off. Now, do as I say!
他们向我们发火了! They're firing on us!
- 一个射线 - 由巧克力和 - 橘子 - A death ray - made of chocolate and... - oranges.
不明物体 Unidentified varnished object,
- 后退 否则我们将要反击 - 快走! - turn back, or we will shoot. - Go!
后退 Turn back.
圣诞快乐! Happy Christmas!
我们相信圣诞老人! In Santa we believe!
小精灵 你也走吧 Go on, elf. You, too.
嘿呀! Hi-ya!
发射导弹 Fire missiles.
就是这样 老伙计 This is it, old fella.
也许下一个圣诞老人不会再坐在我的艾维上了 Maybe the next Santa never sat in my Evie,
但亚瑟却可以 but Arthur did,
他和我见过的圣诞老人一样的好 and he's as good a man as any Santa there's ever been.
永别了 艾维 Goodbye, Evie.
谢谢大家了 Thank you, everyone.
你刚刚拯救了圣诞节 You've just saved Christmas.
啊啊! Aaaah!
到达了特雷利乌 Trelew.
除旧迎新 Out with the old, in with the new.
很好 亲爱的 Well done, dear.
可怜的亚瑟他很努力的尝试 Poor Arthur. He tried so hard.
他这回又搞砸了 He's flunked again.
亲爱的 他当然没有搞砸 Of course he hasn't, dear.
我们都在这 那个小女孩会得到她的礼物的 We're here. The little girl will get her present.
我认为他做的还是相当的出色地 I think he's done rather splendidly.
我的夫人 My Margaret...
你好 格温. Good morning, Gwen. Ho, ho, etc.
对稍稍的延迟表示歉意 Apologies for the minor delay.
我确信甚至连一个小孩 I'm sure that even a child
都能理解这是个想圣诞节一样复杂的操作 can understand that in an operation as complex as Christmas,
总会有一些可以忽略不计的失误率的 there's always an insignificant margin of error.
那就是你 Which is you.
为表歉意 我将送给你 as a gesture, I've upgraded you to the
超级X-3 Glamafast Ultra X-3,
比你所要的那辆还要贵9.99 which retails at 9.99 more than your requested gift.
比那个更大 更好 Bigger, ergo better.
若不介意的话 请签署法律权利 If you'll mind just signing a legal waiver.
我不明白 先生 (I don't understand, mister.)
我叫佩德罗 (I'm Pedro.)
佩德罗? 一个男孩? Pedro? A boy?
你是谁 (Who are you?)
一个西班牙男孩 这是个错误 A Spanish boy. This is an error.
额 我不会讲西班牙语 (Uh... I don't speak Spanish.)
- 请你 - Will you...
不 不 不 别哭 别哭 No, no no. Please don't cry. No cry-o.
爸爸 Papa!
这最起码有一公里! It's over a mile!
我们没有雪橇 没有驯鹿 We've got no sleigh, no reindeer,
而你甚至不能走路! and you can't even walk!
你在干嘛? What are you doing?
我可以骑过去 I can cycle.
嘿! 回来! Hey! Come back!
那包装纸怎么办啊?! What about the wrapping?!
教堂! 她住在教堂附近! Church! She lives by the church!
圣诞节就要来了! Happy Christmas comes!
危机警告: 十秒钟 Meltdown: 10 seconds.
发生了什么? What the...?
大伙 快看! 是亚瑟! Look, everyone! It's Arthur!
他在送达礼物! He's delivering the present!
- 是亚瑟! - 亚瑟! - It's Arthur! - Arthur!
危机警告:已终止 Meltdown: Paused.
快回来! Come back!
哦 我的头 Oh, my head.
呀皮 美丽年轻的驯鹿 Yeebobo, the beautiful young reindeer.
额 那么 我是谁? Ah. So, who am I, then?
哦! 好吧 我和孩子处得不愉快 Gah! Okay, so, I'm not great with children.
这就意味着我是个不合格的圣诞老人吗? Does that make me a bad Santa?
你真不完美 让我猜想下: You're hardly perfect. Let me guess:
你输入了地址 看见了特雷利乌的名单 You put in the address, you saw a list of Trelews,
然后就直接点击了第一个? and just clicked on the first one?
你做事就像亚瑟一样! You're just like Arthur!
- 是我吗? - 北极来报 - Am I? - North Pole incoming.
先生士兵们把射中了雪橇 Sir, the soldiers have shot the sleigh!
但 先生 亚瑟 But, sir, it's Arthur.
他仍在前行 He's still going.
亚瑟! 亚瑟! 亚瑟! 亚瑟! [ALL] Arthur! Arthur! Arthur! Arthur!
亚瑟? Arthur?
没人的礼物会是没包装好的 No one gets an unwrapped present
在我的监督下! on my watch!
这还有些胶带 在这! Three bits of sticky tape. Three!
- 站起来! - 哦 - Stand up! - Oh.
手指! Finger!
教堂! The church!
呜哦! 呜哦! 呜哦! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
右脚! Right foot!
左脚! Left foot!
它在这! There it is!
一! One!
把手抬起来! Hands up!
啊! 哦! Aaahh! Whoa!
啊! Whoa!
亚瑟! 亚瑟! 亚瑟! 亚瑟! 亚瑟! Arthur! Arthur! Arthur! Arthur! Arthur!
我们马上就到了! We're nearly there!
前轮! Front wheel!
- 二! - 好的! - Two! - Yes!
那就是了 在那! That's it, there!
后轮! Back wheel!
- 准备好了吗? - 快动手! - Ready? - Do it!
呜哦! 呜哦! 呜哦! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
好咧! Here we go!
呜呜呜呜呜哇!!!! Waaaaaaahhhhh!!!!
三! Three!
- 精灵牺牲了 - 布罗尼? - Elf down. - Bryony?
亚瑟快去 Go on, Arthur. Quick!
还有时间鞠一躬 There's always time for a bow.
不 我们不会迟到的 No... We can't be too late...
太不公平了 So unfair.
吼吼吼吼 Ho! Ho! Ho, ho!
圣诞快乐! Merry Christmas!
我一直梦想着有一个白色的圣诞节 I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
所有的圣诞老人都带着遗失的礼物! All the Santas taking the missing present!
真是太完美了! 抱一下! 抱一下! It's beautiful! Hug me! Hug me!
哈 哈 哈! Ha, ha, ha!
爸爸! Dad!
你来了! 我就知道你会来的! You came! I knew you would!
你绝不会丢下格温就上床睡觉的 You wouldn't just go to bed and forget Gwen.
你是圣诞老人! You're Santa!
- 把那个给我! - 我才是圣诞老人! - Give me that! - I'm Santa!
- 我要把它送过去! - 别傻了! - I'm delivering it! - Don't be silly!
我才是圣诞老人 你没看见我的制服吗! I'm Santa. Can't you see for me suit?
事实上我才是圣诞老人 I am actually Santa,
- 但我绝对最好是 - 我才是圣诞老人! - but I think it would be best to-- - I'm Santa!
你把它传给了我! You hand it over!
你说过我可以驾驶的! You said I could drive!
我才是圣诞老人 你们这些捣蛋鬼 I'm Santa, you naughty boys.
看 我有徽章 Here: Have a bon-bon.
嘘... Ssshhhh...
今天是圣诞节! it's Christmas!
拜托! Please!
格温需要圣诞老人送的礼物! Gwen just has to have a present from Santa!
你来完成它 亚瑟 You do it, Arthur.
妈妈 爸爸 快起床啊! Mummy! Daddy! Wake up!
这还有个礼物 就在楼下! There's a present! Come downstairs!
吼 吼 吼 - 嘘! Ho, ho, ho. - Shh!
大家伙 圣诞快乐 Merry... Christmas... everyone...
爸爸 等下! Dad! Wait!
求你了 这... Please! Its...
哦 这么多年来 Oh. In all my years,
事实上 我从来没 I never actually...
我总是很忙 Always so busy...
很忙 Too busy...
我并不擅长 I'm not good at...
拍拍后背 走一段很长的路 In my day, a pat on the back, and a walnut, went a long way.
妈妈 爸爸 快来 Mummy! Daddy! Come on!
爸爸 我听见有东西在楼下 Dad! I heard something downstairs!
我想它就在树下 I think it's under the tree!
哦 这是什么? Oh! What is it?
我看见了粉色的东西 I can see pink!
是个自行车 It's a bike!
圣诞老人给我送来了我最想要的自行车 Santa brought me the bike I wanted!
哦 我可以骑会吗 求你了 求你了 求你了 Oh, can I have a go? Please? Please? Please?
斯蒂夫 你应该是圣诞老人 Steve, you deserve to be Santa.
但 斯蒂夫 我想 But, Steve, I wonder...
也许格温...是对的 if Gwen... is right.
哦 注意喽 嘟嘟 嘟嘟 Oh! Watch out! Beep, beep!
小心点 我可要撞到你! Careful! I'm going to bump into you!
我会是蜡烛 嗯? I'll... be the candle, eh?
嗯 呼皮 Ah. Whoopee.
你很棒 You're better men than--
你们两都很棒 The both of you.
哦 一个自行车 Oh! A bike, and...
哦 一个小松鼠 Oh! A squirrel!
哦 Ow!
全部送达 Drop complete,
我们迎来了一个新的圣诞老人 and we have a new Santa!
- 圣诞任务完成 - 亚瑟! - Christmas accomplished. - Arthur!
- 亚瑟- 开始装饰大厅 - Arthur. - Commence decking halls.
你知道的 我一直都很喜欢亚瑟 You know, I've always liked Arthur.
你认为他会喜欢咖啡吗? You think he likes espresso?
哦! Oh!